Evil Chicken in war dress

Julia Buckley's Deep Down Dirty Meme
My blogging pal Julia who can't make up her mind if she's a cartoon blonde or a cute blonde, was having a busy day. Instead of getting on with it, she decided to create her very own meme. And then she tagged me.
So here it is and I accordingly tag Minx, Saaleha, Debi, Anna, Susan, Mad Baggage and Ms Melancholy. Oh go on, you know you want to, besides, I dare you...

The Deep Down Dirty Meme

1. Biggest fear: Ending up in a Draconian Uber-Lizard Sandwich

2. Most meglomanical ambition: To take control of the Earth and do a better job of running it than humans!

3. When you’re talking to your boss, you’re usually thinking about: Weight loss programmes

4. Most disgusting habit: Farting the Novapulsian National Anthem - just don't tell anyone I do that, okay.

5. Criteria for judging other people: Integrity, credibility, life energy, sense of humour

6. How do you measure up?: Better than most (What? Did you really think I was going to say any differently?)

7. What do you think when you see a fat person eating fast food?: 1. Glutton, I hope you burst! 2.Oh Corncob, I hope it's not chicken!

8. How about when you see thin person smoking?: You're gonna die, sucker.

9. When you meet someone of the same gender who’s more attractive than you, inside you think: What a beautiful person.

10. When you meet someone of the opposite gender who’s less attractive than you, inside you think: Now let's get beyond the cover and find the real person, other than the one mummy loves.

11. The last lie you told was: See all the above

12. Tell us about the time you read someone’s diary/hacked into their emails/went through their stuff: The trouble with doing stuff like that is you always learn something you really wish you hadn't. So I don't. Excuse me while I polish my halo.

13. You know that person who you’re secretly jealous of - and there’s a part of you, that you can’t quite suppress, that wishes they would, just for once, get to taste a bit of your luck? Tell us what you hate about them – go on let it all out: Nope, sorry, not jealous of anyone. Boring, but hey, what can I say, green just does so not suit me.

14. The most expensive thing you’ve ever stolen was: I'm still planning on how to steal it.

15. Even though all this is true, you’re still a really good person because… I'm not human, so I'm just a really good chicken and I'm a really good chicken 'cos I'm not human.